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esinololly:

How can I not reblog this!?

AMERICA

LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE PRETTY

AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE
THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE

week: made.

JUST
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derpidety:

jumpingjacktrash:

deathaintnodestroyer:

canni8al:

guysitspartytime:

esinololly:

How can I not reblog this!?

AMERICA

LAND OF THE FREE

HOME OF THE PRETTY

AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE

THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,

GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT

THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE

week: made.

JUST

(via coeurdelhistoire)

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    • #reblogs
    • #lol
    • #heroes
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janoskifags:

basedgosh:

im 5 years old i dont care i laughed at this bird

Pfft, I see your tits, and I raise you an ass. Not just any ass, an African Wild Ass. Oh yeah, a nice and wild ass, baby!

(via cicerothewriter)

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    • #reblogs
    • #lol
    • #great tits
    • #wild ass
    • #i see your lol i raise you rofl
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So I found a hilarious new book yesterday…

percypeetapotter:

amicusbalderdash:

Some choice lines so far:

CAN WE PLEASE JUST APPRECIATE THE PEN NAME??

WILLIAM CODPIECE THWAKERY

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    • #OH MY FUCKING GOD
    • #reblogs
    • #lol
    • #books
    • #bibliophilia
    • #fifty shades
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bugoutprepper:

carlovely:

the swiss army tampon
there’s a new survival product on the market: the Tactical Adventure Medical Preparedness Outdoors Necessity (T.A.M.P.O.N.)

haha yes!

Ha! So literally the most important tool us girls need to survive can be found in between our…this is where I stop before I get flamed. :D
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carlovely:

the swiss army tampon

there’s a new survival product on the market: the Tactical Adventure Medical Preparedness Outdoors Necessity (T.A.M.P.O.N.)

haha yes!

Ha! So literally the most important tool us girls need to survive can be found in between our…this is where I stop before I get flamed. :D

Source: carlovely

    • #reblogs
    • #lol
    • #survival
    • #tampon
    • #survival tampon
    • #q
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frederica-the-great:

shahirzag:

I probably shouldn’t have done this. Too late.

Reblogging for the assviolin.

Warm showers are offensive in Germany? Whaaaaa…?
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shahirzag:

I probably shouldn’t have done this. Too late.

Reblogging for the assviolin.

Warm showers are offensive in Germany? Whaaaaa…?

(via cicerothewriter)

Source: shahirzag.com

    • #reblogs
    • #lol
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In the afterlife, if there was one. "Why did you die so young?"

  • Aries: Some guy was mugging my neighbor with a gun. I tried to save him. Well... I forgot the gun part
  • Taurus: My girlfriend was cheating on me. AND WE WERE ENGAGED. Like, in my head. So I hung myself
  • Gemini: I was late for a movie with my crush so I kinda ignored the giant truck when I ran across the street
  • Cancer: I was babysitting for my friend when there was a fire. I rushed to the baby's room, but the ceiling wasn't so stable
  • Leo: I was just too awesome. plusitriedtoskateboardoffacliff
  • Virgo: I was cleaning around, but there are still a few stains. I decided to take a wet cloth to wipe all of them away. I got electrocuted when I tried to clean the cables under the TV
  • Libra: There was a 70% shoe sale, and boy are there Libras in my town, I got stomped to death in the crowd in the store
  • Scorpio: I wanted to take revenge on someone. But I really shouldn't have used a gun that I found in the dumpster... If it was there it was for a reason
  • Sagittarius: I tried to kick down a door like they do in movies.......In a building in construction......
  • Capricorn: I was working too much for this big project and didn't sleep one night. Then I had to drive to work. DRIVE.
  • Aquarius: I found something in the bottom of the swimming pool, something shiny. I guess I forgot I'm not capable of staying underwater for more than 40 seconds.
  • Pisces: To be honest, I dunno

Source: derpastrology

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    • #zodiac
    • #horoscope
    • #astrology
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Lone Cockroach Puts 30 People Out of Work

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    • #reblogs
    • #lol
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rosemcphee:

internationallyacclaimed:

yellowdandelioninspring:

Liam Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson’s forehead and Alexander Ludwig

I am thisclose to making this picture my Facebook cover photo.

DO IT MEGAN OMG

LOL! LMAO! ROFL!
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rosemcphee:

internationallyacclaimed:

yellowdandelioninspring:

Liam Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson’s forehead and Alexander Ludwig

I am thisclose to making this picture my Facebook cover photo.

DO IT MEGAN OMG

LOL! LMAO! ROFL!

    • #reblogs
    • #LOL
    • #lols
    • #josh hutcherson
    • #liam hemsworth
    • #alexander ludwig
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melbourne-storm:

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/red-hill/other-stuff-for-sale/for-sale-peter-wallace/1005557392

Way too funny!
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melbourne-storm:

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/red-hill/other-stuff-for-sale/for-sale-peter-wallace/1005557392

Way too funny!

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    • #I DIDN'T WRITE THIS.
    • #I'm not that mean
    • #reblogs
    • #peter wallace
    • #brisbane broncos
    • #lol
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allcreatures:


A seal pup grins over the shoulder of photographer Alex Mustard as he takes a self-portrait off the Northumberland coast

Picture: Alexander Mustard / Barcroft Media (via Pictures of the day: 23 July 2012 - Telegraph)

“Amaigat, this is going on Facebook, rite? You gotta tag me, k? You gotta add me as friend! Amaigat, I’m like, so gonna put this on Tumblr too!”
Young pups nowadays, seriously…
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allcreatures:

A seal pup grins over the shoulder of photographer Alex Mustard as he takes a self-portrait off the Northumberland coast

Picture: Alexander Mustard / Barcroft Media (via Pictures of the day: 23 July 2012 - Telegraph)

“Amaigat, this is going on Facebook, rite? You gotta tag me, k? You gotta add me as friend! Amaigat, I’m like, so gonna put this on Tumblr too!”

Young pups nowadays, seriously…

(via redheaded)

Source: telegraph.co.uk

    • #cute
    • #seal pup
    • #:D
    • #love it
    • #adorable
    • #lol
    • #reblogs
    • #q
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kitsunekon13:

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kitsunekon13:

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    • #l o l
    • #reblogs
    • #lol
    • #a game of thrones
    • #got
    • #jack gleeson
    • #batman
    • #iron throne
    • #joffrey
    • #joffrey lannister
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Here’s something for your Mondaytitis. :)

videohall:

Meet Loca. She can’t “freaking” run

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Source: videohall

    • #reblogs
    • #lol
    • #cute
    • #pug
    • #dogs
    • #canine
    • #love
    • #funny
    • #song
    • #q
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A lesson from the Queen on how to be Royally Enthusiastic.

“I jumped out of a helicopter for this, Mr. Bond? We arenotimpressed.”

Uh oh.

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    • #the queen wins gold medal for enthusiasm
    • #olympics
    • #london 2012
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IKR?
Don’t worry, Mary Poppins took care of it!
LOL!
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IKR?

Don’t worry, Mary Poppins took care of it!

LOL!

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    • #lol
    • #harry potter
    • #olympics 2012
    • #reblogs
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Iranian nuclear program hit by AC/DC virus

LOL!

My headline will be: “Iranian nuclear program thunderstruck at losing to AC/DC’s power”.

Nananana nananaNA THUNDER! Nananana nananaNA THUNDER!

Excuse me while I go to this corner to practice my air guitar and do the Angus Young.

redteams:

Hell Yeah, Thunderstruck!

Hacker News:

A scientist working at the Atomic Energy Organisation of Iran said computer systems have been hit by a cyber-attack which forced them to play AC/DC’s Thunderstruck at full volume in the middle of the night.

The attack came to light after a researcher at security firm F-Secure received a string of emails from a Iran’s atomic energy organisation.”I am writing you to inform you that our nuclear program has once again been compromised and attacked by a new worm with exploits which have shut down our automation network at Natanz and another facility Fordo near Qom.”

The Times of Israel:

Finnish cyber-security expert says Iranian nuclear scientist emailed him to report heavy metal song blasted in the middle of the night at Natanz and Fordo

The attack caused computers at the Natanz and Fordo nuclear plants to blast the metal anthem “Thunderstruck” by arena rock gods AC/DC at full volume in the middle of the night, the emails said. It also reportedly shut down “part of the automation network,” said Mikko Hypponen, a Finnish computer security expert who has advised governments on cyber-security.

Boomberg

Iran’s nuclear facilities have suffered a cyber attack that shut down computers and played music from the rock band AC/DC, the F-Secure Security Labs website said.

The virus also prompted several of the computers on site to play the song “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC at full volume in the middle of the night, according to the e-mail, part of which is published in English on the website.

    • #reblogs
    • #acdc
    • #australia
    • #melbourne storm
    • #iran nuclear program
    • #lol
    • #thunderstruck
    • #q
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