“What is baked may never burn, but rises again, lighter and tastier.”—Easily the best house motto in Westeros, courtesy of the genius mind from The Westerlands (LOL)
With thix pie, I thee wed. Or something along those lines. XD
This reminds me of something:
Varys: If Stannis does land at the Mud Gate, what can we do to stop him?
Bronn: We can throw books at him.
Varys: We don’t have that many books.
Bronn: We don’t have that many men either!
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things I’m going to do at the beach this summer:
Twiddlegee’s note: I am now of the opinion that Theon Greyjoy’s fangirls are, hands down, the most fun fangirls in this whole ASOIAF fandom. “You know nothing, Jon Snow” just doesn’t carry very well into everyday life. “A Lannister always pays his debts/Hear me roar!” just sounds pretentious when you’re not golden haired and green eyed (You don’t look like a Lannister, so don’t use that saying!). “With FIYAH and BLAD!” is a beat cheesy and “Winter is Coming” is awkward in say, sweltering summer heat. And “Ours is the Fury” cannot work when you’re a sweet looking girl and not furious over anything.
Kneeling in the water at the beach, yelling “What is dead may never die!!!”? Perfect. And suddenly makes me wish I was Camp Greyjoy.
swimtanrelaxbuild things in the sand- kneel in the water and shout ‘WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE’
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I sincerely believe that GRRM exists solely to give me pain.
Dear Ser Martin,
You, Ser, make it hard for me to pick up and trust another book again.
You, Ser, emotionally batter me. You abuse my emotion like such, but like one who cannot get enough, I come back for more.
And then you slash my love again, and I get emotionally traumatized.
Sometimes, Ser, you damage me so much, you nearly drove me to do the unthinkable, like read subpar literature in which the protagonists do not perish.
In fact, Ser, you push me against the wall so hard that I very nearly read Twilight Trilogy, for the very reason that no one hardly ever freaking dies there (or so I am made to believe). They freaking live forever or some shit. They’re vampires, see. With some werewolves thrown in, I believe. I’m not entirely sure how immortal those werewolves are, but I imagine they’re harder to kill than a noble direwolf lord from a particular noble direwolf house.
In a fit of madness, Ser, I thought: “Maybe I should just watch TV and force myself to fall in love with The Situation”. Cos, he don’t go around dying like it’s no one’s business. He just gets orange-er. I can deal with loving a forever living orange man. But I stop myself in time, because:
And also because I can’t stand superficially orange men.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, SER MARTIN? WHY?
So I put my foot down, Ser, and I say “Never again. I’m a strong woman. I’M STRONGER THAN THIS!”
But like a dog, I come crawling back to you, Ser. Again. And again. And again.
This, Ser, is a highly dysfunctional relationship. But as the urban wordsmiths of today would put it, “I can’t help this shit and I ain’t gonna leave yo ass, cos I’m yo bitch, muddafugga Ser”.
Fug you, Ser. I love you, Ser. Fug you, Ser. I ain’t putting up with this shit no more, Ser. I shall put up, Ser. I love you, Ser. Fug you, Ser.
Sincerely,
Me.
Like I’ve said before: I’m pretty sure Lord Tywin Lannister would like to exchange Joffrey for a Malfoy.
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I don’t care what the rest of the Westeros Fandom think of me, when I pledge my allegiance to House Hot Pie.
Marry me, Hot Pie. With your sourcherry pies, I shall magically forget Gendry and King Robb and Jon Snow and…well, all the gallant knights and beautiful men of Westeros!
Pop them sourcherries, mash ‘em in my pie!
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Want to be in Game of Thrones, season 3? Extras needed!
If you want a chance to be one of the MANY extras on set for GoT Season 3 and drool on Gendry’s abs upclose, get on to this NOW: https://www.extrasni.com/news
Northern Ireland area, so the ability to get on set will be one of the consideration. Which means if you’re from Australia or China, you probably won’t get called. Or maybe you will, who knows?
So basically, if you’re in Europe and/or willing to travel or relocate for a few months to Ireland and surrounds on the off-chance you might get a call, then you’re good to go.
George R.R. Martin’s tip on how you can be a definite shoo-in for a role:
“…if you’re a bearded long-haired amputee from Derry, you should be gold.”
EDIT: This is a Northern Ireland casting agency so they would need proof that you’re legal to work in Northern Ireland. So if you’re not from there but willing to relocate for a few months in the hope that you will land an extra role, you cannot do it with a visitors/holiday visa. You still need to apply for a legal working permit.
Gendry (or Joe Dempsie) is the coolest mofo.
Who can forget this?
Oh yeah, baybee.
But you know what? He’s way cooler than that. Observe:
- Gendry is shipping himself and all of us so hard.
- Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline? Nope, he was born with it.
Joe Dempsie, aka Gendry, on Twitter—> https://twitter.com/#!/joedempsie
I didn’t understand this initially. Australia is a few series behind the rest of the world, if I’m correct. Also, I usually don’t have time for TV so I record, so most times I’m watching two consecutive series in one day.
I just ‘got it’ last night, watching the scene where Tywin Lannister told Arya about Jaime’s disability. The scene was very heartfelt and touching, of an evil man showing a little girl that he is actually a loving father…but because of this I couldn’t help laughing.
My Man thought I was a heartless bitch. :P
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